I dunno why, but lately, I can't get into porn. It's not that I don't enjoy it anymore; it's more like it bums me out seeing some people get action while I'm left out. Kinda tragic, huh?
I mean, there I am, clicking through, and instead of feeling the thrill, I'm just hit with this wave of FOMO. Like, why are these pixelated randos having a better time than me? It's like watching a cooking show when you're starving - it just makes you more hungry, or in this case, more lonely.