People have touched upon several points about Bitcoin being part of the evil plan, and it is, in ways you can't even imagine. Ignoring the fact the creator was never independently verified, and it uses 'mathemagical backdoored SHA256', there's a few clues to it's real intentions:
1) It's a global currency (one world order shit)
2) The wallets give you a unique, highly trackable ID
3) Payments are public, so who you receive money from (follows on from 2) and who you give money to are all trackable on the ledger (think facebook style 'friends' list trackability)
4) It allows agencies to money launder their own activities via proximities (blackops, dark money)
5) If the system goes AWOL, NSA can release the 'mathemagical backdoor' or eventually SHA256 will go the way of SHA1 (completely broken)
6) It allows them to build up a worldwide, distributed hash cracking network on the cheap (notice that the end goal will be a majority of the hashes you solve will be 'defunct' IE not relevant to the payment portal).
7) As hardware for hash-cracking becomes cheaper, allows agencies to pick it up second hand for use in their own operations (think ASIC type devices made en-mass).
It's pretty devious when you think about it.
Everyone here talks about Bitcoin, but…
…Thoughts on Monero? (PS tries to protect your privacy and resists streamlining of hashing operations)