MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANONS!
My dad is friends with one of Santa’s closest advisors (they went to law school together) and he told me that because all of you were such good little patriots this year, each and every one of you is getting a brand new Soon and 2 More Weeks! That’s right, anons. Your commitment and dedication all year just landed you a bunch of goodies! Not only are you getting soons and 2 more weeks, but you’re also getting a couple strongly-worded letters, some memoryholes, and brand new nothing ever happens!! Merry Christmas, anons! And Happy New Year!!