Merry Christmas Anons. Here's a little song I wrote just for you…courtesy of Paul Pelosi, Adam Schiff and Barry O.

Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear

Lacy things, the wife is missin’

Didn't ask, for her permission

I'm feelin' so free,

In satin and spree,

Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a lacy selection

Push-up bras, sure defy all detection

They feel snug and tight,

A curious delight,

Walking 'round in women's underwear.

Later on, if I feel daring,

I might pair this, with some earrings

The stockings are fine,

But the heels make me whine,

Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the mirror, I’m quite the sensation

But I hope I avoid condemnation

It’s my little flair,

Not that I’d wear it out there,

Walking 'round in women's underwear.

Another Paul Pelosi and Barack inspired Christmas song for anons.

(Sung to the tune of Wonderful Christmas Time)

The stockings' hung, the lights are bright,

But he's upstairs in secret delight,

He's simply wearing some wonderful women’s things!

He found her stash, of satin lace,

It’s cozy here in his hiding place,

He's simply wearing some wonderful women’s things!

Chorus:

The kids don’t know, the dog just stares,

It’s a private show, and he don’t care!

He's simply wearing some wonderful women’s things!

Her closet’s full, a treasure trove,

A little wig, now he's in the zone,

He's simply wearing some wonderful women’s things!

Chorus:

The neighbors see, through the window’s glow,

They just wave back, they’ll never know!

He's simply wearing some wonderful women’s things!

The party’s on, but he’ll decline,

Because the silk feels too divine,

He's simply wearing some wonderful women’s things!