Another Christmas carol especially for anons.

🎵 Simply Having an anonymous Christmas Time 🎵

The tweets are out, the fans are loud,

The other side’s been disavowed!

Simply having an anonymous Christmas Time

The base is pumped, the merch is here,

A MAGA hat for holiday cheer!

Simply having an anonymous Christmas Time

🎶 The liberals sigh, the pundits groan,

The meme wars rage on every phone.

But here we are, with eggnog poured,

Singing, “Four more years!” around the board! 🎶

The tree is up, the lights are bright,

We’re trending #Winning tonight!

Simply having an anonymous Christmas Time

🎶 The snowflakes melt, the cocoa flows,

Recounts done—oh, how it goes!

So light the fire, grab some pie,

America first, let’s reach the sky! 🎶

We’ll raise a toast, with cheer so loud,

“Promises kept” and we’re feeling proud!

Simply having an anonymous Christmas Time