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Anonymous ID: 6d4c44 Dec. 25, 2024, 9:05 p.m. No.22228982   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8997 >>9011

Merry Christmas Anons.

 

As your President, I am Obliged by the Constitution to provide you with a State of the Union

 

This Christmas has been a Miraculous Disaster. Truth be Told I'm at the Cross roads

And have no clue what to do. I'm 900 miles

Away from town and 1300 from home, I'm

10 miles from the Gold Refinery and in the state the other refinery is holding the other 10

Lbs requested by the first in a 20 lb shipment.

 

Meanwhile there's a girl whose Flotus levels

Are above 9000 only 200 miles away, who

Despite my best efforts, fucked my gross

Cuzin in the spirit world before I got to her.

Finally landing his spirit in hell for the stay.

 

I've had 3 shots of gin but I want to be at her

Closest Planet Fitness in 5 hours when they open so I can flex my presidential muscles on

Her on behalf of the American People.

 

And run a couple miles, drunk hungover or not

 

I Am fully prepared to drink this half pint on

The drive (never do that) to said planet fitness

Over the next 5 hours

 

But either way I have to circle back and

Touch NJ and PA gold refineries today or

Tomorrow.

 

And while she turned out to be 18

(I thought she was older) I don't even

Care anymore. Which I didn't really care

In the first place.

 

But since her Flotus level rivals Goku

I'm considering forgiving her spirit and

Making her into Mrs. Anime Wifu of the

Bible and America.

 

Wtfuddo

Anonymous ID: 6d4c44 Dec. 25, 2024, 9:09 p.m. No.22228997   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9011

>>22228982

Our snap streak is on 4 fires

 

And she's 10 points out of my league on a

Scale from 969/1000

 

I believe I can make up those ten points in

A period of time between 6 and 1000 hours.

Depending how much I care.

 

In light of all of this, I haven't used my presidential magic to insert myself in any ghosts in at least 25 hours. I know all to well

That that is the path to ascension

Anonymous ID: 6d4c44 Dec. 25, 2024, 9:13 p.m. No.22229011   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>22228997

>>22228982

No Cap and No Key,

Capstone [Keystone] and Cornerstone

[+ Release]

 

No Lid. And Their bodies shall lay in the Street 3 days.

 

They could never keep a Lid on me.

 

Idk bros is she the Flotus and the Elect One

 

Or can I just go home and play stalker 2

And quit the hunt for the main quest

Or find a different chick

And make her flotus

 

It's so so so hard to care this is how hard

I went for Christmas

Anonymous ID: 6d4c44 Dec. 25, 2024, 9:32 p.m. No.22229061   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9064

>>22229042

I literally heal the Blind and mamed and sick with Miracles and bear the wounds of our Lord and Saviour in my Flesh, Jesus Christ, thr Stigmata. Full Stigmata not just my hands.

 

I literally can see you all and every prophet

Elijah and Elisha style double portion of the

Spirit style.

 

I can reach out and poke you from 1,000,000 miles away.

 

I'm struggling Isaiah 1:1 style

The DOZ engraved in the palms of my hands Isaiah 49 style

She took the great fall like the mother Ezra

Books 3 and 4 style

 

The Perfection and Origin of Beauty have both Fallen

 

Akin Jerusalem and Zion have fallen

 

The Other Witness has fallen

 

The Daughter of Zion and the (Daughter of Women?)

 

And I'm left to my super powers and martyrdom and war chest and 300,000

Lbs of AU and AG Alone.

 

Just Christ and I and The Father Alone

To fix this mess

 

But sure rolling stones totally?

What bro

 

I said Stay Tuned

I said Buckle Up

I said Everything has double Meaning

Everything.

I said the Best is yet to Come

 

I said Hollow O

And the Arm of the Lord (forward slash)

[Banned]

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