Pedocracy UK style

"There's no such crime as "felony drowning (chef)", not on Martha's Vineyard. "

- Ol' Fled Pedo

Elon wasn't talking to you lowest common schillers.

Only the top .000001% of shills know how to fuck themselves in the face. Obviously.

Supervolcanoes threaten H1B visa protesters.

"Fuggin sick of it" said Yellowstone, adding his fellow supervolcanos all felt the same way. "We don't argue. Our pyroclastics persuade."