>instead just do a placbo and stab yourself with a needle.
Instructions unclear. Now anon has crochet needle stuck in butt cheek.
Any advice?
Anon is seriously considering going into landscape work once the beaner deportation apocalypse begins.
Might wear a sombrero just for keks.
>why would anyone aspire to get that old
Anon wouldn't mind being that old on the moon.
At 1/6 gee, falls wouldn't hurt. Also bewbs would never be subjected to moar than 1/6 gee.
>Who do you trust to wipe your ass when you're that old?
When anon starts getting to the ass-wiping stage, there will probably be a car accident at 130 mph.
Used to have to go into nursing homes for work, and don't care to get stuck in one.
That's the one.
Written in the 60's about a revolution led by an AI with a sense of humor.
Should be required reading.
>h5n1 is poised to be the next pandemic
Anon needs to remember to carry a pocket full of pine sawdust to snort in grocery stores.
That shit will make anon sneeze every time.