TYB
Don't forget to text all your drunk friends first thing in the morning.
Make it cryptic, like they did something they'll get fired for
kek
>We need a lot of people coming in. We're going to have jobs like never before
TFW you deport five million people, but need one million to replace them.
help us, we're drowning in beaners
The circled bewbs annoyed a karen last bread.
Reposting just because they annoyed a karen last bread.
Problems everywhere.
Wifeanon zapped anon's nose with static electricity.
Now there's running joke about whether she'll like it when anon zaps a nipple.
Anon didn't think this through very well…nipples will be in hiding for the foreseeable future.
>My New Year resolution is…
>I'm not decoding one damn thing. Gonna let you fuckers do it and grab the info from you.
I see you're an H-1B. What other skills do you have?
Weather models predicting freezing rain and snow at 1PM on January 6 in DC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUGSiiU5Dk