Okey, lemme get this straight…
>Raging H1B debate during Holy Week
>Elon and the generally sacrilegious AI Techfags step in it
>Asshole Congress not much better
>POTUS opinion ambiguous at best
>POTUS endorses Johnson for Speaker
>Neocons mouthing off
>Speakership in jeopardy because Republican majority is piss-weak
>Need Speaker for J6 certification
>Meanwhile NYE gala at MAL
>All the crew is there partying like nothing
>Hardly 12 hours pass
>More American Than Apple Pie™ ISIS terrorist plows into NYE drunks in New Orleans at like 4am
>New Orleans is where again?
>Speaker Johnson's home state of Louisiana, doncha know!
>Jump to Vegas
>Fucking Vegas AGAIN
>Elon's "bulletproof" Cybertruck explodes in front of Trump hotel
>May be a terrorist attack too
WTF is going on, bros? Comms be thicker than shit on a Mumbai street!