Important message from Captain Barnacle Bob the sailor of the Fish for Shills Foundation
The Fish For Shills campaign aspires to provide more fish, nature's phosphorus rich bounty of the seas - among the most powerful brain foods known to humanity. We may know Abrect Eineschweine was a monstrous retard in hochschule he could barely get a job in the patent office.
That was before he started eating fish. After eating no more than 6 Branzino and a half dozen frozen fish sticks he wrote a paper on Brownian motion. A few pickled herring at lunch and he wrote the special and general relativity papers.
You might say it was fish destroyed Hiroshiba
and Hiddler. Brains change organisms behavior. A shill might be a real name calling drooler but on a regular diet of fish achieve spectacular success as orbital scientists or DEW techs.
Shills won't stop eating formed meat products by themselves. They do not change or grow without encouragement. What the foundation is asking is donations to start a QR sardine farm, and a commitment to encourage shills to eat more brain food. "Pollock is yum tastes like green crayons" or similar supportive advise will help shills to evolve beyond the "engulf and digest" phase of development.