>We have not had rain for several months.
Translation: California needs federal emergency funding to survive our current grift obligations.
>Show your tits in a tacky restaurant
"Tacky" as in outmoded decor, or "tacky" as in sticky?
Oh, 'Tacky' as in sticky pointless ginger mammaries with areolar hyperpigmentation . Are you gonna eat that matzah?
Свежие пекари — лучшие пекари. Обязательно выучите русский язык.
>>I WANTED MASS DEPORTATIONS, NOT FUCKING CANADIANS
>This.
Hear me out. The Canadian Shield is a huge area stripped of topsoil by the Pleistocene glaciers. Imagine if the climate warms and we could harness the power of Canada's Pajeets to poo for us too, completely missing the loo. Amazing, eh?
>>harness the power of Canada's Pajeets
>PEPE, HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS
Never, but cars do come down the street when we yell 'Car'.
Oh, Nan. It's like expensive ice cream now.
>evil south african.
In prison cell I sadly sit,
A dammed crestfallen chappie,
And own to you I feel a bit -
A little bit
-unhappy.
It really ain’t the place nor time
To reel off rhyming diction ;
But yet we’ll write a final rhyme
While waiting crucifixion.
No matter what end they decide
Quick-lime? or boiling oil? sir
We’ll do our best when crucified
To finish off in style, sir !
But we bequeath a parting tip
For sound advice of such men
Who come across in transport ship
To polish off the Dutchmen.
If you encounter any Boers
You really must not loot ‘em,
And, if you wish to leave these shores,
For pity’s sake, don’t shoot ‘em.
So much to learn.