That's why I stick to non-human porn.
Smart dude.
Story time, take it as you will.
I remember wandering the wilderness, basking in the sun's rays and drinking in the sounds and smells of the Earth, when I happened upon a young woman who lived in a nearby village. She had never seen anyone outside of her clan before, and became enamoured with me immediately. I was taken by this lovely creature, and her innocent curiosity towards me, so I followed her back to her home. They were all good people there, welcoming and generous, and I immediately fell in love with them all, so I decided to do what I could to help them.
'bout tree fiddy.