Who's on the pots?

Imma waking and baking, how are my fellow anons feeling today?

If you only knew who I am. Let me say I'm the world's most modest and humble man. All I know is that I am biblical…and I invented this reality as a way to weed out programs that might go rogue. A program is your soul. It's a quick and easy way to make sure peace and harmony is always around in abundance in the real world. The assholes are dealt with here. No harm no foul. No hell, just deletion back to the core program.

It makes a lot of sense to do it this way if technically possible. Think Neurolink on steroids. Maybe Imma talking out my ass too.

Lots of crazy thinks happening. ~Dr. Suess

>>22329310

Welcome. Let's hang in the Aether with the Anons gathering.

>>22329324

As a maan that used to down 8 strongbows at a time, stop it. Alcohol kills off the part i use to communicate with you. Stop it.

Stick with the pots. You'll (no shit either) thank me later. You already know me, so start believing what I tell you.

I'm the dude you've been expecting around these parts.

>>22329354

This dude was mentally retarded, he shat himself constantly, could hardly swallow and smelled horrible. THIS is what BudLight will do to you.

>>22329329

I love you.

Thank you. Stop drinking though, use more pots.

Jesus didn't drink…after the funnel was invented. Hey man, seriously. Pots.

>>22329373

Anon has not heard this and Anon lives very near.

>>22329378

My wife has showed up.

>>22329384

Netanyahu needs to stop right the fuck now. Genocide isn't cool.

Let's put down the killing sticks and start fixing the problem.