Thanks Baker.
I've developed a new product based on the ever growing needs of anons.
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🔍 How Does It Work? 🔍
Patented Wave Distortion: Only our device can bend brainwaves to produce images so unappealing, even the NSA will look away!
Comfort Meets Security: Wear it like a cap, and forget you're even wearing it until you see the disgust on their monitors!
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Disclaimer: The FAP Blocker is intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not guarantee the device will actually alter brainwave detection or protect from any form of surveillance. Enjoy your privacy responsibly.