>>22373128 n Unseen for 80 years, the secret diary with extraordinary insights into Hitler's private life
resurrecting the antichrist.
no thanks.
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Use your phone to actually call people: Little do you know, but phones can also function as phones.
When wanting to watch TV, turn on the TV: The larger screen will shock and amaze you.
Now spend all your spare time watching useless videos on YouTube or Instagram instead: There are probably some pretty sweet reaction videos to the TikTok ban.
Watch a feature-length movie: It's like a thousand TikTok's mashed together.
Catch up on all 35 seasons of America's Funniest Home Videos: It's the TikTok of your parents' generation.
Instead of staring at your phone, stare directly at the sun: If you do it long enough, you won't be able to see your phone ever again. Just think of how much more fulfilling your life will be.
Touch grass: It feels weird, but you'll eventually get used to it.
Talk to another human being in person: You can bond over how much you both miss TikTok.
Instead of catfishing people, try catfishing catfish: It's a simpler life.
Learn a fictional fantasy language: Like Klingon, Elvish, or Latin.
Study Pythagoras, then develop your own theorem about triangles: It's everyone's dream to have a mathematical theorem named after them.
Try to beat a level 9 CPU in Super Smash Bros. while hanging off your couch upside down: Fox only, no items, Final Destination.
Watch the entire series of Disney's Bonkers: The main character, Bonkers D. Bobcat, had a catchphrase that was just him saying his name. "B-B-B-Bonkers!" What's better than that?
Just email your data directly to the CCP: Cut out the middleman.
Move to China where it's not banned, and you'll have so much more freedom: You may even be celebrated as a giant there.
https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-z-here-are-15-things-you-can-do-with-your-time-now-that-tiktok-is-banned?
elon big mad
>Unique Moment
hope those pussy hats are warm.
>>22374308 Allen Media Group to cut costs by eliminating EVERY local meteorologist at ALL of their stations including The Weather Channel
>>22374325 Inauguration Weather Forecast
so it's all about muh weather, is it?
this next one goes out to the clowns
Rifles and Rosary Beads
You hold on to what you need
Vicodin, morphine dreams
Rifles and Rosary Beads
Yellow smoke orange haze
Blowinโ into my eyes
Whistling sunset bombs
I couldnโt trust the sky
Rifles and Rosary Beads
You hold on to what you need
Vicodin, morphine dreams
Rifles, Rosary Beads
White knuckles wrapped around
Blackness that has no sound
Bombed out schools and homes
Kids in the street alone
Mirrors frighten me
Donโt recognize what I see
The stranger with blood on his hands
Brother Iโm not that man
Rifles and Rosary Beads
You hold on to what you need
Vicodin, morphine dreams
Rifles and Rosary Beads
Rifles and Rosary Beads
You hold on to what you needโฆ.
https://www.marygauthier.com/store/rifles-rosary-beads
slowest
bread
evah
>f<
we already did all that stuff last time.