>Interesting problem…
You could probably just buy beer for the Cajun Navy for a couple of long weekends. I bet all those Trump boat parade folks would pitch in too.
>Hmm, I wonder why even the Nazi's left Switzerland alone.
https://owlcation.com/humanities/Fortress-Switzerland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Redoubt_(Switzerland)
https://swissmountainfortress.com/