Melania has to stand for all 100 EOs?!?!
Some reasons women wear hats:
-bad hair day.
-bad makeup day.
-hiding eyes so people don't know my thoughts.
-hiding everyone else from my eyes because so many traitors in my midst.
-hiding because don't really want to be there.
-hiding because wincing because my feet hurt.
-sometimes hats help when you have a headache.
Women keep hats on indoors because removing them could ruin their hair.
yep those all work too
So much AC/DC today. You'd thing they were an American band.