I would describe it thusly:
Made it to Colonel while useful, now simply expendable
Convenient with untenable Connections
Hint: The Universe is is more than two Dimensions
Bewbs
Just Because
Presented as a soothing collection of tits
Congrats on looking for "bearded clam"
You may yet qualify as heterosexual
Be better for troop morale to mount the fucker's actual head there