Fucking brilliant.
#release the memo is trending and everyone thinks release is imminent.
@comey releases the hounds on 1/29
POTUS holds the memo and says nothing but the hounds are already off the chain.
Slow down the train so that the attack comes off but no injuries to friendlies. (no way that train was doing 70mph)
It's out of the news cycle by the time the memo is actually released in a couple more days.