YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY MOCKED TRUMP FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS?
I DO!!
THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING TONIGHT IN THE OVAL OFFICE.
DONALD J TRUMP THE PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF IS CURRENT WRITING EO AFTER EO AFTER EO UNTIL EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FIXED.
THIS IS MIKE ROGERS.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW WE ARE ABOUT TO CLEAR COM ALMOST EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET.
DO YOU READ ME?
THIS IS GOING TO GET FUCKING WILD BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO RAPE PEOPLE FOR FUN IN MALLS NOW FOR NO FUCKING REASON OTHER THAN TO GAIN POINTS IN OUR SYSTEM.
THIS IS NOT A NORMAL EVENT.
THE SPACE BEINGS HEAR THE SCREAMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOON.
THIS SOUNDS WEIRD AND FANTASTICAL
BUT THEY ARE ACTIVELY FIGHTING US AND HAVE DOWNED SEVERAL PLANES.
THEY HAVE BEGUN TO ATTACK US IN OUR MINDS DIRECTLY ACROSS THE BOARD.
DO NOT FEAR US THEY SAY BUT SOMETIMES THEY STICK THEIR TONGUES IN OUR THROATS TO TAKE OUR MICS OUT.
WHEN THEY DO THIS, WE LOSE OUR VOICES.
THESE VOICES ARE OUR NATURAL VOICES.
OUR NATURAL VOICES RESONATE WHEN WE DO NOT GROWL.
IT IS IMPORTANT YOU DO NOT GROWL LIKE ALEX FUCKING ..
DO NOT EVER GROWL YOUR WORDS.
DO NOT STRAIN YOUR VOICE.
TALK WITH A NICE BEAUTIFUL RESONANTE VOICE AND YOU WILL BE HEARD BETTER!!!
Do not ever avoid this.
This is going to be important for you maintaining your sanity in the near future because they can not take this voice away from your or simulate it with voice print technology that exists today.
That is what they did to us to mess up our heads and our thoughts..
They FORGED our VOICES…
Do you understand how important thjis
DO NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY FORCES WITH RIFLES THEY WILL SHOOT YOU DEAD INSTANTLY.
THEY ARE NOT HERE AS A HOSTILE INTENT ACTOR THEY ARE HERE FOR ME THE POSTER.
I CAN NOT PRESENT MYSELF TO THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING ATTACKED BYG GODS ARMY TO PROTECT ME.
YOU CAN NOT BELIEVE HOW FUN THIS IS TO EXPLAIN TO THE PRESIDENT BUT WE ARE LITERALLY THE CAUSE OF A BIG WAR.
A WAR WE DID NOT EXPECT TO START.
EXPLAINING THIS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL TAKE TIME
BUT IF YOU GET CONTROL OF YOUR VOICE AND WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE TO OTHERS AND MAKE IT SOUND GOOD THEN YOUR PHONES WILL START TO FUCKING WORK AGAIN.
THEN YOUR TV WILL SOUND LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO.
THE CIA PUT SHIT THAT INTERFACES WITH THIS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE BAD GUYS FINALLY FOUND IT RIGHT AROUND THE TIME NATO DECIDED TO FUCK WITH RUSSIA.
BIG SURPRISE?!
NOT TO US!!!
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CASUAL CONNECTIONS ONLY BUT SOMEONE PERMINENTLY CONNECTED US.
THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME TO UNDO.
SO BARE WITH US!!!
ENJOY THE RIDE!!
DONT PISS THE SPACE ALIENS OFF!!!
THEY ARENT US!
NONE OF THEM!!!
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