>A Mississippi Democrat has introduced a bill seeking to fine men up to $10,000 for ejaculating “without the intent to fertilize an embryo.
This would also make blowjobs, anal sex, and the use of rubbers illegal.
This is how you stop forest fires from getting up into the canopy.
And piss off HOA karens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IckCu2NBYnM
>Presidential seal reversed
For what it's worth, snopes says that the conspiracy theory about the head being reversed during times of war is false.
kek
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/presidential-seal-change-war/
There's enough truth to this to make it hilarious.
>FEMA is getting Castrated at Leavenworth
Trump pretty much told us they're getting nuked from the budget.
State control for emergencies.
If states are too small, other states can help out.
>Son Who Ratted His Father Out After January 6 Protests Now Panicking Following Trump’s Pardons
Ass-whoopins are in order.