GM and God damn frens I've literally had 3 explosive shits already this morn'n. I had super spicy chorizo with fried sauerkraut and beef stew for din din last night followed by flaming BBQ kettle chips. Let me tell you, that ass hole has been on FIRE all morning. You can literally just imagine the smell, and it's something not even Bidan would get close to.
PRAY FOR ME.