Hire Asmongold as Warchief of the Retarded Forces.
https://www.twitch.tv/squeex/clip/PluckyPleasantJellyfishHotPokket-5Tw-d0EGRAoUaS0K
>>22462771 (lb) LIVE: Illegal alien criminals protesting in Las Vegas, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Gainsville
They're literally all grouped up ready to be deported… where is ICE? Would save a lot of time and money.
You'd only find that on 4chan. If they'd take questions live from /pol/ it would be possible.
Lich King? Maybe because he looks Undead. He's more Lawful Neutral.