What an absolutely monster dump. One of those really creamy mud blasts that smear the entire bowl going down. Not to mention all the toilets at work are those real long bowls that stick out forward and have a long slope. The type where you take a dump and it doesn't go down into the water but the mud sits on the forward shelf until it's flushed. Well, I don't think the water is going to be able to push this one down into the water.
PRAY for me