Dearest Ephialtes,….we were beginning to think you had been,…..Deleted™. (Yuck)
Pepe watching,…..always ready.
Valiant bakers, always steady.
Flushing Ephie's, pedo spam.
Make bread comfy, for God and Man.
Gaze out upon the previous breads dear Ephialtes,
It's almost as if,………you never existed at all!!!
(A yuck if you can keep it, madam.)
Ha ha,…ya fucked THAT retort up, eh Ephialtes. You're slippin' boy,….YOU'RE SLIPPIN"!!! Careful,…….you might get,……..Deleted!!™
(Good luck in the c-c-c-contest!!)
(Great yucks alive.)
Dearest Ephialtes, it is with great sorrow that we must alert you of the accidental deletion ™ of our records regarding your claim.
Please fill out the attached report and submit to our H.R. department, for prompt action on our part.
When submitting your filing, please be careful not to omit or "delete" ™ ant answers.
(See what I did there 'lil Ephie,….that was a JOKE boy!!)
(Your humble and yuckfull servent,….)
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We interrupt this program to bring you a special news report:
A number of posts by Ephialtes has gone missing.
Please reference the supplied artist rendition.
A reward of 6,000,000 shekels is being presented for anyone who knows the whereabouts of these missing posts.
And now, a moment of silent prayer. Let us pray that these missing posts are returned to Mr. and Mrs. Ephialtes.
Let us ask our dear Kek, to grace us them with the safety of Kek's benefic safety.
let us pray that the young posts of Mr. and Mrs. Ephialtes haven't,……..(Sniff,….),……Kek forbid,……….been,…..(sniff-sniff),…………DELETED™!!!!!!
Bwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa-hahahahahahahahahhah,….ho-ho,….hee-hee,….hoo-hoo,…..(and a hearty YUCK!!)
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Dearest Ephialtes, As I gaze back upon the previous breads I've noticed a distinct lack of your posts.
Are you struggling to find your muse dearest one?
I've heard that chronic masturbation can affect a man's creative spark.
The searches you make are quite interesting.
You seem to be very fixated.
Perhaps a bit of No Fap discipline might be in order.
I criticize with love, dearest Ephialtes.
(No yucks for a week or more.)
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Dearest Ephialtes, it appears your "nocturnal emissions" are causing your posts to self DELETE.™ (Yuck)
Might I suggest less fapping,….less chicken tendies,…..and a strict regimen of humble acquiescence,….to me,….your great Uber Daddy.
(Handing out the yucks on the daily)
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The guidance counselor just called Ephialtes. It seems that a number of your homework posts have been DELETED ™.
Now Ephie, we talked about this. You're going tohave to dtop doing your homework posts using semen.
Look back upon the comfy breads,…..the toilet paper gods have wiped the walls clean of any evidence. It's like you you NEVER EVEN DID YOUR HOMEWORK, Ephialtes!!!
You spend too much time fapping.
(Yuckity-fap Yuckity-fap Yuckity-fap)
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I must say Ephialtes, I sincerely thank you for your flattery in attaching my name to your posts.
My only concern is the rapidity in which your posts seem to "disappear" (yuckity)
I fear you just don't have the staying power to hold up in the long term.
You seem to lack a certain "masculine essence" required for posts to remain visible.
Perhaps a cautious "pulling back" from your nightly fap sessions might bring a return to your "mojo", and stop your posts from self-deleting?
I respectfully and yuckity offer this gentle critique, dearest Ephialtes.
(May the yucks bless your DELETED posts.)
Bwaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-cough-cough,….ahem.
I was hoping to inspire dear Red Text Ephialtes to a higher calling.
Unfortunately,…I fear the strain of constantly having his ass handed to him proved to be too much.
I truly fear he may self DELETE™ some day.
Shame,….
>>22514138 What did you do to your niece?
>>22514136 What did you do to your niece?
>>22514136 What did you do to your niece?
>>22514138 What did you do to your niece?
>>22514136 What did you do to your niece?
>>22514160 What did you do to your niece?
>>22514201 What did you do to your niece?
>>22514201
What did you do to your niece?
>>22514201 What did you do to your niece, Ephialtes?
>>22514209 What did you do to your niece, Ephialtes?
>>22514215 What did you do to your niece Mitch?
>>22514209 What did you do to her?
>>22514247 What did you do, Mitch?
>>22514250 What did you do to her?
>>22514253 What did you do to your niece, Ephialtes?
>>22514352 What did you do to her, Ephialtes?
>>22514357 What did you do to her?
>>22514357 What did you do?
What did you do to your niece, Ephialtes?
What did you do to her?
>>22514357 What did you do to your niece?