>It's all that anal sex that does it.
Over the lunch buffet, if you've ever been on such a cruise,
You'll notice folks coughing and sneezing over the buffet
as they're pigging at the trough.
Anon never eats from the buffet on a cruise ship with 2000 people on it.
Always go to one of the restaurants on board and spend the few bucks more.
Table service, hygiene, not lining up like a pig at the trough, win win.