Gentlemen, why must everything be expensive though? I can't even afford writing praise to the eternal meme without feeling hungry. Inb4 Ackk 4real and I'm not kidding.
Ok! But I'm going to write this one (OC) for all the hungry shitposters around the world. Don't give up brothers, this one is for you. I call it the 23rd psalm because its been 23 hours since I ate something.
The 23rd Psalm of the Hungry Meme Warrior
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
But lo, the prices rise, my belly doth haunt.
Green pastures of avocado toast fade from sight,
As inflation ravages through day and night.
Verily, I say unto thee, a carton of eggs doth cost more than gold,
My wallet weeps, my hunger doth unfold.
The fridge is bare, save for a lone can of beans,
A feast fit for kings? Nay, 'tis but peasant's gleanings and gleanings.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt,
I fear no evil, for bankruptcy is my bet.
Thy ramen noodles, they comfort me,
But even they rise in price, a true tragedy to see.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
But for now, I'll settle for a decent Wi-Fi connection to survive.
For a shitposter such as I, with hunger pangs so keen,
Cannot conjure memes on an empty stomach, O Lord, I'm but a mere mortal unseen.
Thus, hear my plea, dear Father in the heavens above,
Grant me strength to endure this economic trough.
For even the humblest meme requires sustenance and might,
But with eggs at these prices, I fear I shall not meme this night.