Anonymous ID: 1bb82c Feb. 9, 2025, 5:35 p.m. No.22549112   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>22548971

https://youtu.be/FW5o2uBeMWQ?si=Fyf9UCoaTmTu23SK

 

Let me tell you about my Jesus Instead.

 

I can see Him right now through the same two eyes I look at all of you through.

 

Jesus Christ would pretend to incarnate as a 35 yr ol incel from my uncle from another

World and play every Sega and Nintendo

Game ever made in 35 years JUST to get

Locked in Jail with me for 8 months and

Be there with me cell by cell.

 

Jesus Would Help You Fight Off A And Every

Thotalocalypse of Troon Legions That Ever

DIALETED!!! THESE NIGGAS ALREADY LOST

AT ANY MOMENT!!!!!

 

AINT SO SINNER THAT HE CANT SAVE

WHEN YOUR DEAD GIRLFRIENDS GHOST

JUMPS OUT OF YOUR ARMS INTO THE

COCKPIT AND YOU SCREAM

BITCH DONT GO IN THERE!!!

AND SHE JUMPS BACK INTO YOUR ARMS

SITS STILL

AND THEN JUMPS BACK INTO THE COCKPIT

HE WILL SCREAM WITH YOU

BIIIITCH DONT GOOO IIIN THERE!!!!!!!

 

WHEN YOUR CAR SPINS OUT ON THE HIGHWAY SIDE BY SIDE WITH A SEMI GOING 70 THROUGH A NEBRASKA BLIZZARD IN A

TRAFFICK JAM AND ITS A LITTLE TOYOTA

AND YOUVE DONE ALL THE FISH TAILING

YOU CAN DO AND YOUR STILL SLIDING AND

YOU SCREAM JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEL!!!

HE WILL WHIP THAT SCION IN A FULL 360

FULL SPEED DOWN THE HIGHWAY AND PULL OVER TO THE SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WH