Did anything of actual consequence happen today???
(serious question, please answer unironically.)
I guess I meant SPECIFIC happenings…
I combed through the notables and was kind of unimpressed.
That’s why I ask.
>Look, paper straws don’t work okay? They’re not too good.
>They fall apart, they explode…not good. Some people are even saying they’re worse than ISIS. I mean you tell me. You’re sitting there, enjoying a nice glass of what I like to call: “Diet Coke”, ever heard of it? So you’re having a nice glass of Diet Coke, and all of a sudden the straw - paper - falls apart and it’s all over the place. I mean, can you believe it? So, we’re going to make straws plastic again. Isn’t that nice? It’s called “plastic straws”. So we’re doing that, and frankly, we’re doing a lot of things that people don’t even know about. You know, they’re saying I can do a lot of things - things people don’t even know about. So we’ll see what happens, but overall I think people are going to be very happy. Plastic straws.
You guys actually voted for this guy???