A brief summary of a sports ball game:

They're really good at playing with balls. Everyone thinks they know how to play with balls, but they're mistaken. Those guys are superior at playing with balls. They get paid millions of dollars to play with balls. Everyone wishes they could play with balls the way they play with balls. No one is better at playing with balls. Even when they're not being paid to play with balls guess what they're doing. Yep, thats right. Playing with balls. If you think you know how to play with balls you are wrong. Only these guys can play with balls. They're the best at playing with balls. Anyone who has ever played with balls is in aw at the way these guys play with balls.