omg anons had a crazy thought while reminiscing about old shills. Good ol' pelican days.

Remember the old Grisham story (made movie too) The Pelican Brief? There was a lawfag that came across some dirt at his firm and planned to release it to a journalist. Before he did, he made a confession video in the case that something happened to him, which of course it did.

Can you imagine the stellar event this would be: Assange gets extricated to US, gets public pardon on stage with POTUS, and shows he has a confession video of SR. Absolutely toxic to all that have been crying about Muh Russian Meddling for 2 years.

Melted. Snowflakes. Everywhere.