How do you get a chicken to wear an oxygen mask to survive the trip at such altitude?
Forget the glide path of a chicken dropped out of the balloon
Is this a bad time to mention tree-huggers want clipper ships back?
If it includes be stripped, chained to a tree, sprayed with hormones, and molested to death by horny moose you have an excellent idea and should be supported
Tell me again how your non-existent step-son's dog was zapped by DEW sats while your neighbors were painting all the leaves in your lawn with cyanide
Only one obsessed with "board personalities"
Thought it would 'destroy" them, but instead became one
That possum be like "HELP, he gonna go Richard Gere! I am not a buttplug! HELP ME!!!"
Gee, if VD hadn't made so many bullshit ones
KEK
May this Month find you with the coldest beer, the hottest fries, and piles of nachos
When it comes to appearances, anons enjoy the awesomeness that is Melania making all the Eurohags jealous
And the radiance of Olga
and the spunkiness of Nasim
Enjoy the (You) mimic, I know it is the only thing you have to love for
I have two Guardian Agents, the Emotional Support animal they had ran under a bus from the pressure
I swear I can hear VD in the background screamin "I DID!" and breaking stuff