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❗️Israeli jets roar over Nasrallah funeral in Beirut
Right as caskets brought out into stadium
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Zelensky just won't give up his shot at NATO membership
'It will be on the table. We're confident in this'
what has Nato done this last week?
what is it good for?
can we DOGE it?
Dear DOGE:
what i have done last week …
∙Monday
Late again today
∙Tuesday
was so sad
∙Wednesday
met the girl
∙Thursday
Asked her for a date
∙Friday
this is it
asks the girl if maybe they could marry
∙Sunday
at the church
"Now here comes my wife
For the rest of my life"
Sincerely,
Horace Wimp
The day Saturday is omitted – this is because, as explained by Jeff Lynne: "The football match is played on a Saturday"