I was saying to Majorie just now I says poor Uncle Dickie was blown up by them IRA radical micks. "Damn you for a new fag," says my old woman, "Uncle Dickie was killed by order of his niece the Queen for high fucking treason."

"He's a nonce anyway," I retorted. "They're all nonces, she said and slammed the door. As you see I won that exchange handily. Got to show a bitch who's boss.

Uncle Dickie, I told the old woman, was a man, if he was a man, of deep and sinister purpose.

He worked his malice over generations, the kind of long term planning, working the corruption of blood and so forth which they call cold blooded (cough)

Uncle Dickie who everyone thinks is a fag, sires innumerable bastards, marries one, Phillip of Macedon to Princess Elizabeth his niece.

They say a second child, a girl, of Dickies' Diana Spencer married Queen Elizardbreath's, oldest child, Charles, the pedovore King of England. So it is alleged. They say HRH Lizardette II had him blown UD blown up on his yacht. He had two young boys with him. Looked bad man.