2 commies were talking to one another.

One commie ask the other commie.

<If you had 2 houses would you gib me one?

>Yes without even thinking twice about it comrade.

<What about if you had 2 cars would you gib me one of those too?

>Yes why even ask this of course I would you're mi fellow communist.

<What about if you had two chickens?

>NOOOOOOOOOOO!

<No why no?

>Because I actually own two chickens.