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New Pres
Pres is doing Harper Valley P.T.A.
"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there
And seven times he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice
Whenever he's away
And, Mr. Baker, can you tell us why
Your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep
Her window shades all pulled completely down?"
…
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"