New People's Car dropped?
Now the insect-eating pod-dwellers will be allowed a remotely-controlled 1.5seated circus-car to drive while wage-slaving! It even comes with a built-in insect-bar (premium)!
Are you ready to break your neck to fit into this made-for-dwarfs dog-like not-at-all-a-humiliation of a vehicle? Order now!
So, First European re-militarization and now thisโฆ I think we're going to live in very interesting times!