Dear Kash,

If for some reason, heaven forbid, it doesn’t work out w the 26 yo, call this Anon. Anon will stay home and make sammiches and help you resurch. One of your agents is coming over next week. Sweats.jpg. Can Anon give the agent Anon’s digits to give you with my love letter, just in case? Kek. (Wear a yellow plaid shirt for yes, and one of your agents will contact you shortly.) Anon is hot to trot, nigger.

Sincerely,

You’re soon to be most super ultra mega max favorite Anon in the world, although Anon hopes you are happy together, BUT juuuuuuuust in case for some weird unforeseen reason it doesn’t work out and you want to get married, Anon will love you long time.

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