>Imagine paying $80k/year to the university for your daughters to do this
They'd learn more at the drive thru window of McDonalds.
>multiple brush fires on the eastern end of Long Island, NY
Yup. Looks like arsonist got a good start inland and then went north, set another one nearer the coast, then cut across the island and set one on the NW shore.
https://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:today;@-72.45,40.95,10.33z