Jeff Bezos, a James Bond super villan just bought the James Bond movie franchise from the Broccoli family.
In the first movie of the new franchise, Bond is an interfering homo. The Hero is Bezos, of course, but at the end of the story we learn Bezos is 3 f t puppet controlled by the sinister "Bicycle Innertube Lips" a mind control magus and an accomished drag artiste.
(c) Ghost of MI 5