"Your Maj, the meadhall is insecure. A grendel could breakin, disrupt the Star Chamber procedings and beat the royal balls off. "
Lets see what the "would" shills say.
"Well trigger me shills"
– Capn Pissgumz
Used to be a few people hunting Anasazi relics would sneak in. One told me he was about the enter a cave he found full of old ceramics when "an old Indian" clipped him with a hatchet and tossed him off a cliff.
But those lands are tribal and sacred, so he was infact fucking with ancient laws and powers he knew little about.
NASA? iDK might be interested in a dimensional portal maybe