Dear Mr. Trump,
Please help. I'm in desperate need of stress relief. I have multiple chronic health issues. My boss takes pleasure in torturing me. I need the job because I need the insurance, and the job makes me more sick. I'm living like a slave and there are no other options. I'm trying all kinds of "cures" but don't have the money for most of them. I live in hell. I know most of my friends do too. Please help us. Please. Start posting again, or something. Literally anything. I know the doge stuff is great, and stopping the government grift is great. But I need a light. I need some light somewhere, even if I can't reach it. I want to believe in God again, and wake up glad to be alive. I want to believe love exists. Please help us.