POTUS should try to buy Ireland from the Taoscreetch for gold. A gombeen man cannot resist gold and will sell out his country faster than an Arizona senator.

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Yo momma bred short-legged goats for Corsican mob.

Unconfirmed Rumors

Infernal purchasing agents are buying up convicted pedovores for off-planet service of thier long sentances. "We don't use them too rough" said the spokesperson for 6 D prisons Llc (Vanuatu,)

The 'vores will likely be shovelling pyroclastic royal draco lizard feces in the Antares system, they say.

A classic of the memetic art.