STL anon here, storm check in

Actually a little south west of there, but nobody has heard of where I'm from. Worst of the storm itself has passed. Absolutely the strongest wind I've ever seen in my life. Had many trees on my property fall, even cedars. Smells like fresh cut pine and cedar out there. Had a TON of HUGE hail, easily golfball sized, and slightly bigger. Went on for five to ten minutes. Lots of lightning and thunder. Checked my attics, no leaks, but will inspect roof tomorrow. Anyone who had a car outside is going to need a windshield. No doubt. I don't think this is just nature. Fuckery is afoot. If some Blackrock cock sucker comes knocking, they'll go for a Missouri boat ride lol.