Trumpy, Trumpy,

Raced a stumpy,

Hilldawg witch,

So gross and frumpy.

Drunk and plump,

She loved to reee.

She smelled of cabbage

And of pee.

Trumpy, Trumpy,

Crushed a Joe,

A sleepy, sniffy,

Thieving foe.

Trump beat Joe

Not once but twice.

Now traitors all

Will pay the price.

Felt poetic.

Carry on, warriors.

May this be a bread worth remembering.