you think if you sold your soul to the devil, he'd have given you at least a decent singing voice
the exasperated "pfblpfblpfblfpbl' sound her mouth makes is a loud message.
line your walking jacket with palladium, its the lightest for the money
they have their own bars because they don't like to mix company. They'd have restaurants as well if they could get away with it.
they'll be 'friendly' on their yearly 'night out' for community points with free food, but really they know in order for lawyers, judges, county employees to eat, they have to make arrests constantly.
One day of people acting right would send them into planting mode.
Anon never used to think this way, but over the years have seen good people try to enter the force and are either forced out or quit because they do not want to be corrupt.