TYB
Anon is looking forward to the next press beating
Why TF do your ears smell like fish?
At least he used a pre-82 copper penny.
Has got to be worth at least a nickel these days.
Are they real, or will she eventually wind up as a mummy with giant tits?
notable
>Not much gold, but plenty of silver coins stacked
Anon always operated under the presumption that if you can't CARRY it, you won't own it.
So every time silver stack got too heavy, some got traded in for gold.
The philosophy is a nice way to get a mix of both.
Wifeanon seemed pissed with anon today.
Told her muh plans to go out and do some chores, and mentioned stopping by to get some lunch at either a mexican joint or a good food truck, so she wouldn't have to make a sammich.
Anon is pretty sure there's just no pleasing them. Leave them home to fuck around while you do chores, and they get pissed off that you didn't take them out to lunch when you stop at a food truck for a snack to save them work.
>Bring her home some delicious food anyway–and she'll be happy as a peach.
Anon could do without the side salad from the food truck, and girls are supposed to like salad.
Maybe I'll give that a try.
>But just a warning, if you come home with the side salad, expect a triple pissed wifeanon.
Might be worth it, just to establish that salads aren't valuable.
>Oh boy. Anon wants to walk the razor blade over hot coals and hope to survive.
That's what anons do.
Are we supposed to be scared of offering a girl a salad when they make us eat that shit every day?
Beef, I cry! Beef!
And maybe some potatoes fried in beef fat.
>What’s a turn off to anon is perfect teeth.
Wifeanon has perfect teeth, just from genetics.
Still doesn't stop her from being annoying.
It's that damn redundant X chromosome that makes her unreasonable.