the one on the right is charles harrelson…woody's dad.
If dumping your load deep into a warm, wet pussy is the best feeling in the world, and if blasting your nut in to the back of your woman's throat is the second best feeling, then bearing down to squeeze out a fresh, hot turd has to be #3.
Number four is a toss-up between jacking off and a Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger from Whataburger.