BREAKING NEWS: VAST MAJORITY OF QANONERS DETERMINED TO BE INCAPABLE OF LIVING NORMAL LIVES
A new report by the general public has concluded that “people” who follow and share QAnon conspiracy theories are incapable of living normal, happy lives. Studies show they spend their time on 8kun spreading lies about political and cultural affairs. Because of this, they sacrifice what could have been satisfying and fulfilling lives with their friends and family.
Instead, and because of their choices, qanoners are isolated and left feeling like they make regular people uncomfortable just being in their presence. And it turns out, they’re right.
Most family members of qanon followers no longer associate with the conspiracy theorists. People say qanoners are “oddballs” and “whacky”. One father of a qanon follower said “I’m so embarrassed my son follows QAnon. He used to be such a happy go lucky kid. Now he sits around in his pajamas, eating hot pockets and drinking mountain dew while browsing qanon chat rooms. It’s a damn shame.”
As far as work or a social life is concerned, qanon followers rather live in the shadows, scared to interact with others in the real world. It’s a real shame what’s happened to these lost souls. Especially since the leader of the cult hasn’t been seen or heard from in over 2 years. There are literally dozens of these qanoners across the country and the fbi has labeled them domestic violent extremists. If you or a love one know a qanoner, please take every precaution to distance yourself from them and contact local authorities if you feel they are a threat to civility.
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